Grace has eluded me.
In my search, I swam the seven seas
rode the four winds
appealed for help from those in the high heavens
hired Sherlock Holmes
inquired with Interpol
lamentably, all to no avail
Grace never responded
all was silence
my pleas and petitions going for naught
my entreaties and beseeching just fading echoes hurtling into the void
On the bright side however, no accusations of stalking have ever been leveled at me
Then came the shocking news.
GRACE MADE AN APPEARANCE!!!!!
But minus me.
I failed without ever being in consideration
But she was of Irish heritage and so was I
Alfred Hitchcock even owned a house here in Scotts Valley
I have qualities so many envy
Settling for the prince of a shrimpy 500 acre monarchy?
Graceless, I am