Why isn’t it unlawful to poach eggs?
I’m Irish so shouldn’t I have become a Catho-holic?
One of my early crushes instructed me to make my arse sparse — did literal me do the right thing by joining Jenny Craig?
I was born minus wisdom teeth — am I a protected class?
Where exactly is it that poetic justice is the law of the land?
Are pain-in-the-ass relatives ingrown ingrates?