Forever on the outside looking in
a hall of fame no-win shoo-in
guilty of the being boring sin
an off balance of yang and yin
chagrin camouflaged by a goofy grin
often anorexic at the gravitas weigh-in
taken one too many on the chin
perennially searching for a life plug-in
in charge of the human waste dustbin
whirled too often by faulty human spin
being quite the deluxe Zelig stand-in